Episode 01 - Security Officer Axel Rotelheimer... Apparently

Greetings! We are proud to present Episode 1, in which Officer Axel recounts the events of his first day out of cryostasis, demonstrates the general unhelpfulness of the Shipboard Computer, and attempts to come to terms with his situation.

See you around the ship!

And try not to freak out too much aboard the Pillar of Salt.